Milky woman eating yo moma? Lol
You're a fat american. You sunbathed in the garden when suddenly all the children started crying, and you're all like, it wasn't me...
You're a ginger boy. you smoked some drugs when suddenly you see a mexican, and you're all like WTF?!
You're a retarded grandma. You milked the cows when suddenly a wild Rattata appears, and you're all like PRAISE THE LORD!
You're an atheist mexican. you kissed the Pope, when suddenly you are surrounded by ninjas, and you're all like ZOMG!
Me and my friends had so much fun with this. Although the only good part was the random senacrio generator. Maybe make just the senario generator with a lot more words. That would be fun.